“Having breast cancer is massive amounts of no fun. First they mutilate you; then they poison you; then they burn you. I have been on blind dates better than that.” FirstsHas BeensFunAmountBlindCancerPoisonBreastsMassiveBreast CancerBlind Date Author:Molly Ivins
“We often seem to be swimming through such a miasma of sexual violence - in advertising, television programming, heavy metal, rap, films, and worst of all, in the home - that even First Amendment absolutists sometimes daydream about how nice it would be to have government-as-nanny just outlaw all this effluent.” FirstsSometimesHomeSeemsGovernmentWould BeFilmNiceViolenceWorstTelevisionHeavyRapAdvertisingProgrammingSwimmingMetalsAmendmentsPornographyFirst AmendmentDaydreamingOutlawHeavy MetalNannies Author:Molly Ivins
“If you really wanted to settle down the Middle East, if what you wanted was change in the Middle East, it is perfectly obvious that the first step is resolving the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.” IfsFirstsWantedStepsMiddleConflictObviousEastSettlingMiddle EastFirst StepsPalestinianIsraeliSettling DownIsraeli Palestinian Conflict Author:Molly Ivins
“The first rule of holes: When you're in one stop digging.” FirstsPoliticalPoliticsHolesDiscernmentDiggingLifeboats Author:Molly Ivins
“I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him. A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness. We'd turn into a whole nation of great runners. Plus, knives don't ricochet. And people are seldom killed while cleaning their knives.” PeopleFirstsWholeOrderTurnsNationsGunMeritPlusKnivesRunnersCleaningAmerican WomanSubstitutionPhysical FitnessAnti GunRicochet Author:Molly Ivins
“In the first place, any group of folks willing to make asses of themselves in pursuit of a good time should be commended and encouraged: The spirit of human frolic needs all the help it can get.” NeedsShouldFirstsHumansHelpingSpiritGroupsWillingDignityFolksPursuitAssGood Times Author:Molly Ivins
