“God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.” GodHumorFunnyReligionGrowing UpAtheismChristmasSanta ClausSense Of WonderAtheistsNew AtheismNew AtheistsObvious Truth Book:Oliver's Strange Journey: Collector's Edition Source: Oliver's Strange Journey: Collector's Edition
“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not. You are about as original as all those other witless twits "writing" the one millionth shitty Fifty Shades clone. Or maybe you're trying to show your 2000 fake Facebook "friends" that you are an empowered feminist who will not stand for sexist terminology. But you're not showing people that you are fighting the good fight, you're showing people that you are a sheep, who's trying just a little too hard to ride the current wave of idiotic political correctness. The word "author" is no more gender-discrimination than the word "person." Do you call yourself a personess? No, of course not, because then you might as well wear a sign around your neck that says, "Hello, I'm a retard.” HumorFunnyFeminismFeministStupidityDiscriminationAuthorWriterWritersSexismAnnoyingOriginalityGreyWriters On WritingFunny QuotesPersonHumorous QuotesAuthorsStupid PeoplePolitical CorrectnessPolitically CorrectFacebookRetardedFacebook QuotesFifty ShadesFifty Shades Of GreyAnnoying PeopleSheepleGender DiscriminationPolitically Correct CultureAuthoressUnoriginalFifty Shades Of Grey Humor Author:Oliver Markus
“Self-publishing a shitty book doesn't make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist.” WritingHumorFunnyReadingMusicBooksAuthorFunny QuotesHumorous QuotesAuthor QuotesAuthorsConceitRockstarsBad ReviewsPimplesAcneSelf PublishingAmateursDermatologyAuthors On BooksConceitedness Author:Oliver Markus