“Men know that most women want to have an emotional connection with someone before they sleep with them. Men know that a lot of women think it's romantic to be friends first, and then the friendship blossoms into a relationship. Men know that they have to jump through all these hoops first, before they can get laid. And that's really all romance and courtship is to a man: hoops he has to jump through to get laid.” MenFunnyRomanceSexWomenRelationshipsFriendshipRelationshipEmotionalFriendsMen And WomenRomanticDatingFriendship QuotesFunny QuotesDating QuotesRomantic ComedyFunny But TrueFriends To LoversFriendship And LoveFunny Book QuotesMen Vs WomenEmotional ConnectionsEmotional Connection QuoteFriends First Book:Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends Source: Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends
“Men feel about sex the way vampires feel about blood. They don't just like it, they crave it. That's why vampire stories always have strong sexual undercurrents. A vampire's hunger is simply a metaphor for a man's lust. And if a guy is paying attention to you, he wants to have sex with you.” MenSexWomenBloodMen And WomenMetaphorSexualityLustVampireVampiresVampire RomanceWomen And MenMen Vs Women Book:Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends Source: Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends
“There are only 24 hours in a day. The average man has to sleep about 8 hours. And work for 8 hours. That leaves 8 hours to run some errands, drive to and from work, eat, and have some spare time. And in that little bit of spare time, a man has to figure out how to get the one thing he likes more than anything else: sex. So when a man has to choose whether or not he will hang out with a female and spend any time, money or attention on her, the question of whether the resources he spent will result in sex plays a very big factor. If your male "friend" chooses to spend his time and money on you, it's because he thinks there is a chance it might pay off in sex at some point. If he hangs out with you instead of with some other female, it's because he thinks you are his best bet to getting sex. The more likely there will be sex, the more willing he is to spend his little bit of free time with you. If he thinks his chances of having sex are higher with a different female, he will spent more time, money and attention on her. That's just common sense, and using his limited resources wisely.” MenSexWomenRelationshipsFriendshipMen And WomenDatingSexualityMen Vs Women Book:Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends Source: Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends
“When guys try to get a good job and make a lot of money, it's so that they can find a good mate, because they know women like guys with money. Big tits are to men, what big wallets are to women. A sexy woman can have almost any man she wants. And a rich guy can have almost any woman he wants.” MenFunnyWomenMoneyRichMen And WomenSexyBreastsFunny QuotesMoney QuotesBillionaireFunny But TrueWomen And MenSex AppealBillionaire RomanceBillionaire EroticaSexy MenBig Breasts Book:Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends Source: Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends