“And so the cycle of innocence found, lost, found again, and finally lost is complete. Just as a peanut is neither a pea nor a nut… and a thighmaster is neither a thigh nor a master… so our hero learned that Netflix and Chill means neither Netflix nor Chill. And if you’re just learning this for the first time, welcome to the end of your innocence.” HumorInspirational QuotesFunny QuotesFunny But TrueFunny And RandomFunny Book Quotes Book:Suburban Luchador: Memoirs From Suburbia Source: Suburban Luchador: Memoirs From Suburbia
“...imagine you’re minding your own business, walking down the mall, looking for the perfect beard comb. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a midget ninja jumps out from behind one of those shiatsu massage chairs and rapid punches you in the stomach and lower back.” ParenthoodHumorous QuotesPregnancy Humor Book:Suburban Luchador: Tales From the Burb Side Source: Suburban Luchador: Tales From the Burb Side