“The wickedest thing I ever did was convince my little sister that the orange hippo was the hungriest one.” HumorEvilGamesChildhoodHumour Book:A Loose Egg Source: A Loose Egg
“Why would anyone use the word “eatery?” As in, “oh, it’s over there between the readery and the drinkery but thankfully not downwind of the shittoria.” HumorLanguageFoodHumourWordsWitty Book:Stern Plastic Owl Source: Stern Plastic Owl
“It’s libertine this and libertine that, but so far as I can tell, he only has about six notches in his bedpost and it never once crossed his mind that he could lower himself onto it.” HumorFunnySexHumourWit Book:Stern Plastic Owl Source: Stern Plastic Owl
“The electric saw worked like a charm and, a few non-Bananagrammatical but highly Rabbinical words and a miniature parasol later, I was a newly-married man.” HumorHumourWittyWeirdNo Context Book:Stern Plastic Owl Source: Stern Plastic Owl