“Will you guys by okay?" I asked granny and BFF. "Oh, hell yeah. We're gonna play Twister and then try on wigs and girdles," Granny informed us.” GrannyWerewolves Paranormal Romance Book:Ready to Were Source: Ready to Were
“Hanks grin almost sent me into meltdown. The kind where I killed him, but first I would stick my tongue down his throat and ride him till he was blind.” WerewolvesSexy HumorWerewolves Paranormal Romance Book:Ready to Were Source: Ready to Were
“Don't know. Never let a wolf near my neck." He grinned and gave me a quick hug. "I love you, Essie. Before you came into my life, I had considered ending myself. Three hundred years is a long time to be alone. You've given me hope, a career as a drag queen and a dysfunctional family. I am supremely grateful. Bite me." And because I trusted him....I did.” VampireWerewolves Paranormal Romance Book:Ready to Were Source: Ready to Were
“We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop.” "Did it taste like poop?" Hank inquired as he quickly pulled into a rest stop filled with church buses. "Since I don't eat poop," Dima snapped, "I wouldn't know." "But you do eat people?" "I do not eat people," she yelled. "But your people eat people?" I prodded nicely. "Occasionally," she hissed. "And your people sniff each other's asses when in animal form..." She had a point - and a foul one at that.” HumorDragonsWerewolvesShiftersPoop Book:Some Were In Time Source: Some Were In Time
“We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop.” HumorPoop Book:Some Were In Time Source: Some Were In Time
“I'm twenty-nine, happily single and getting it on a regular basis' I said, enjoying the way their thin lips hung open in an impressive O. 'Well I've never,' Jane gasped. 'Clearly. You should try it some time. I understand Mr Smith is so vision impaired you might have a shot there.' Their appalled shrieks were music to my ears and I quickly made my escape.” Paranormal RomanceVampiresVampire RomanceContemporary Comedy Book:Fashionably Dead Source: Fashionably Dead
“Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?” Paranormal RomanceSmokingVampire RomanceContemporary Comedy Book:Fashionably Dead Source: Fashionably Dead
“It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you’ll sweat like a fat whore at confession.” Contemporary ComedyRomance Loveorary Romance Book:How Hard Can It Be? Source: How Hard Can It Be?
“I grabbed a beer out of the fridge and slammed it shut. I shouldn’t have come. I should have waited outside for Jack, told him my family had leprosy, and sent him on his merry way. After I boinked him in my new car.” RomanceContemporary Comedy Book:How Hard Can It Be? Source: How Hard Can It Be?