“Oh come on,'Pheobe continued. 'You're asking for it. Pale skin, black clothes, no lunch and that whole brooding thing? It's hilarious. You should get body glitter and go after an unsuspecting freshman.' 'You should!' Cassidy agreed. 'Tell her you're a dangerous monster. And mention how good her blood smells.' 'Wrong time of the month on that one, and I'm getting slapped,' I muttered, and everyone laughed.” LoveFunnyLaughingBloodFriendsTwilightVampiresPeriodEzra FaulknerBody GlitterCassidy ThorpeDangerous MonsterMaking Fun Of TwilightMaking Fun Of VampiresRandom Conversations Book:The Beginning of Everything Source: The Beginning of Everything
“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.' 'Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own farts. Present company excluded, naturally.” HumorFunnyStudentsFriendsHigh SchoolChocolatePercentagesMaleFartsCupcakeChocolate CupcakeLaughing Over Own Farts Book:The Beginning of Everything Source: The Beginning of Everything
“How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can levitate a frog with a magnet?' ' Sam drawled.” FunnyHumorousScientistDrunkFrogsRandomSamBetDudeBeersLevitateMagnetsDrawled Book:The Beginning of Everything Source: The Beginning of Everything