Confessions of a dilettante
A source page for quotes linked to Russell Lynes.
“The Art Snob will stand back from a picture at some distance, his head cocked slightly to one side”
“Wasting time is negative, but there is something positive about idleness.”
“A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman.”
“Camouflage is a game we all like to play”
“Tennis is an addiction that once it has truly hooked a man will not let him go.”
“Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.”
“No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published.”
“Clutter is what happens to things when they become useless but friendly.”
“For all its flexibility, television is more a mirror of taste than a shaper of it.”
“In my estimation, the only thing that is more to be guarded against than bad taste is good taste.”
“Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.”
“Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.”
“Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.”
“Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?”
“Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission.”
“Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?”
“Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.”
“I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.”