“I can’t just snap my fingers and take away distance for no good reason; the magic doesn’t work like that, and let’s all be grateful,” said the Luidaeg. “There have to be limits, even on the Firstborn. We can’t be gods. The world would shatter and turn to dust beneath our feet. ... And all the ones who would be gods are the ones who shouldn’t be gods. ...” HumilityHumourGodly Powers Book:The Unkindest Tide Source: The Unkindest Tide
“Brenna Kelly, meet Alice Price-Healy. Grandma, meet Breanna. No one is shooting, stabbing or immolating anyone in this hotel room." "Please," added Dominic. "I have to sleep here." "HAIL!" Rejoiced the mice. "HAIL THE LACK OF STABBING, SHOOTING AND FLAME!” HumourAeslin Mice Book:Chaos Choreography Source: Chaos Choreography
“Well, kiddo, since your lady knight wants to go hang out in the Undersea like a big asshole, you’re going to go with her.” The Luidaeg flashed a toothy smile. “Call it a learning experience. You’re going to learn why you need to get yourself a better knight if you want to live long enough to be High King.” —The Luidaeg to Quentin re: rescue mission” HumourDuty Loyalty Book:The Unkindest Tide Source: The Unkindest Tide
“Horns honked all around us, and our fellow drivers seemed concerned about my education, as they were introducing me to all manner of exciting hand gestures. Some of them were even new to me. I pointed to one of them. "Look, Dominic. We're learning new things.” HandsFunnyHumourTrafficRudeHumorous QuotesSwearingSeanan McguireHand GestureIncryptid Book:Snake in the Glass Source: Snake in the Glass
“If it had been my decision, you would still be sleeping, and I would be hoping every hour of every night you lived was filled with the foulest of dreams.” “My only nightmare in this moment is the quality of the mattress you saw fit to place me on,” said Simon. “Really, brother, have you never heard of lumbar support?” HumorSleepHumourNightmareSeanan McguireOctober DayeSimon TorquillSylverster Torquill Author:Seanan McGuire