“Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend." "And I to see you dead.”
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Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“America is thataway, Mr. Lincoln," laughed Davis, pointing north. "You're in Mississippi now.”
“I feel rather like a rabbit that has taken a fox for its pupil.”
Source: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
“Her only fault is that she lacks sense enough to avoid falling in love with such a fool as I!”
“Your quarrel is with God. I merely wish to offer Him the opportunity to judge you.”
“But I am happy. And happiness, I have decided, is a noble ambition.”
Source: How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills
“I wouldn't back away from what's right just because it's hard.”
“I decided that it was more important to laugh than to eat.”
Source: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others.”
“Surely life has taught you that a thing can be both beautiful and vile.”
Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.”
Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“Any man who has seen the face of death knows better than to seek him out a second time.”
Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“I want to be judged harshly because that forces me to really sit down and focus.”
“I've always enjoyed reading history, particularly presidential biographies.”
“If you write really good material, the rest just falls into place. There's really no trick to it.”
“What makes a good book and what makes a good movie are totally different things.”