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“Are you single?” inquired − rather bluntly − the email titled “Career Opportunity.”

Fantasy Wizards Tongue In Cheek Contemporary Fantasy

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo’s computer as a shitload.”

Fantasy Geek Wizards Goats Computers Tongue In Cheek Geek Humor Merkin

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“It probably wasn’t entirely her fault that she was such a bitter person. Having a name like Grace can be a serious stigma, especially when nature has endowed you with about as much charm as that of a disillusioned walrus.”

Humor Fantasy Bitterness Tongue In Cheek

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“Let’s just say that once the party was over, the Tribe had the decency to put most of the things back into place with the possible, and otherwise notable, exception of the platypus and a moronic drinking game that later evolved into the imperial measurement system.”

Humor Fantasy Drinking Author Tongue In Cheek New Author

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings