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“Are you single?” inquired − rather bluntly − the email titled “Career Opportunity.”

Fantasy Wizards Tongue In Cheek Contemporary Fantasy

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo’s computer as a shitload.”

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Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“FEBRIZIUM();” said Buggeroff, and the foul smell immediately disappeared as if by, well − Magic.”

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Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“Behind the cool mask of bravado, past the one-way mirror of his mind, underneath the rock-solid layers of self-control, in the Zen garden that was Master Sewer’s soul, a high-pitched anxiety fart rustled through the still leaves. If farts could talk, this one would have said, “Damn coppers!”

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Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings