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“There was a rare quality about Nurse Grace’s smile. It was the knowledge that sooner or later her smile would inspire some witty observer to say something around the lines of, “Every time you do this, an angel farts”.”

Humor Smile Tongue In Cheek

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“Are you single?” inquired − rather bluntly − the email titled “Career Opportunity.”

Fantasy Wizards Tongue In Cheek Contemporary Fantasy

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo’s computer as a shitload.”

Fantasy Geek Wizards Goats Computers Tongue In Cheek Geek Humor Merkin

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“He was a good storyteller, but he told the kind of stories that made children run away from the village and adults look for a length of rope and some soap.”

Humor Storytellers Tongue In Cheek Story Telling Geek Humor

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“Let’s see, you will need a project plan, resource allocation, a timeline, test cycles, a budget, a contingency budget, lots of diagrams, flowcharts, a media release, a strategic vision, a charter, technical specifications, business rules, travel expenses, a development environment, deployment instructions, a user acceptance test, stationary, overtime schedule, a mock-up, prototypes…” “Tell me,” she said, “did the people who built the pyramids have any of those?” “Mostly, they had beer. Come to think of it, if there had been such a thing as a Business Analyst in ancient Egypt, then the hieroglyph for it would have been very graphical, if you know what I mean.”

Humor Beer Tongue In Cheek Geek Books

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“It probably wasn’t entirely her fault that she was such a bitter person. Having a name like Grace can be a serious stigma, especially when nature has endowed you with about as much charm as that of a disillusioned walrus.”

Humor Fantasy Bitterness Tongue In Cheek

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“Master Dung’s study was silent. So silent, in fact, that one might have been able to hear a gnat passing air, if only an obligingly flatulent gnat had happened nearby.”

Humor Tongue In Cheek Geek Humor

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“What makes the Arctic VarChar so unusual and popular is that each bite has a different taste. As you carve your way into the ersatz fillet, you might find yourself chewing on smoked salmon, tender tuna, marinated mackerel, seared snapper, raw roe, baked barracuda, grilled goldfish, or even pickled perch, to alliterate just a few.”

Humor Tongue In Cheek Geeks Geek Books

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“Merkin had used only one drop of the “just soap.” Two drops would have made her Master walk slightly awkwardly. Three drops would have made a Victorian gentleman utter something really lustful, such as “you transfix me quite.”

Humor Master Victorian Lustful Tongue In Cheek Merkin

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“The conversation had been so lacking in quality that it actually made Toddlers and Tiaras look like good entertainment by comparison.”

Humor Entertainment Tongue In Cheek Geek Humor Toddlers And Tiaras

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“FEBRIZIUM();” said Buggeroff, and the foul smell immediately disappeared as if by, well − Magic.”

Humor Magic Wizards Tongue In Cheek

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings

“Let’s just say that once the party was over, the Tribe had the decency to put most of the things back into place with the possible, and otherwise notable, exception of the platypus and a moronic drinking game that later evolved into the imperial measurement system.”

Humor Fantasy Drinking Author Tongue In Cheek New Author

Book:The Scriptlings

Source: The Scriptlings