“Marriage is all right, but I think it's carrying love a little bit too far.” ThinkingLittlesSexBitsLittle Bit Author:Texas Guinan
“He bought me so many orchids that I looked like a well-kept grave.” WellsMoralGravesMannersOrchids Author:Texas Guinan
“A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.” LifeCountryFunnyPoliticalPoliticsHumourCitizensPoliticianFellowsLaysCitizenryPolitical WillFunny PoliticalLaying DownPolitics FunnyFunny Politician Author:Texas Guinan
“I would rather have a square inch of New York than all the rest of the world.” WorldNew YorkSquaresInches Author:Texas Guinan
“Better a square foot of New York than all the rest of the world in a lump - better a lamppost on Broadway than the brightest star in the sky.” WorldStarsFeetSkyNew YorkSquaresBroadwayLumpsStars In The SkyBrightest Star Author:Texas Guinan
