“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.”
Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
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Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings