“I wish I were dead," whined Pepsi. "So do I," said Moxie. "May the good fairy what sits in the sky grant yer every wish," said Spam.” ParodyLord Of The RingsSpamSam GamgeeBored Of The RingsPepsi And MoxieMerry And Pippin Book:Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
“If only I'd listened to my Uncle Poo-poo and gone into dentistry," whined Pepsi. "If I'd stayed home, I'd be big in encyclopedias by now," sniffled Moxie. "And if I had ten pounds o' ciment and a couple o' sacks, you'd a' both gone for a stroll in that pond an hour ago," said Spam.” SpamBored Of The RingsPepsi And Moxie Book:Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings