“...and several bowls of artificial fruit which couldn't have been mistaken for the real thing at fifty meters. These Pepsi and Moxie immediately ate.” HumorFunnyFruitParodyPepsiMoxieBored Of The RingsMerry And Pippen Book:Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
“You should have seen the costumes for the last few prom themes: Pimps and their srteet ho's; CEOs and their office ho's; GI Joes and their combat ho's; Gardeners and their garden hose;Firemen and their fire hose... If you ask me, a 'masquerade' theme isn't flattering for anyones features, nor does it define the apppropriate gender roles very clearly.” FunnyRandomNightlightEdwart MullenHo S Author:The Harvard Lampoon
“There were a great many beds arranged around the walls, all of which looked as though they had recently been slept in by perverted kangaroos...” HumorFunnyParodyBored Of The RingsPerverted Kangaroos Book:Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings