“Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.”
Quote by George Carlin
Book:Brain Droppings
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Brain Droppings
This book is a compilation of the author's thoughts and observations on various topics, offering a humorous take on everyday life and human nature. more
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