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Quote by Mike Birbiglia

“I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out.”

Quote by Mike Birbiglia

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Mike Birbiglia, born on June 20, 1978, is an American comedian known for his self-deprecating and humorous style. He often finds humor in personal stories and everyday occurrences. Birbiglia gained prominence in the comedy world through his personal narratives and monologue comedy, winning the hearts of audiences with his unique approach. more

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