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Quote by Kevin Hart

“How the hell do you wake up dead?”

Quote by Kevin Hart

Book:I Can't Make This Up: Life Lessons

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I Can't Make This Up: Life Lessons

This book offers a collection of real-life stories and insights, exploring the author's experiences and the lessons learned from them. more

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Kevin Hart, born on July 6, 1979, is an accomplished actor, comedian, and producer from the United States. Known for his unique humor style and exceptional comedic talent, he has made a name for himself in Hollywood with his leading roles in several comedy films, winning the hearts of audiences worldwide. more

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