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Quote by Aron Nimzowitsch

“In the middlegame, the king is merely an extra, but in the endgame, he is one of the star actors.”

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Aron Nimzowitsch was a renowned chess master, born on November 7, 1886, and died on March 16, 1935. He was highly regarded in the chess community for his innovative style and the Nimzo-Indian Defense, which he developed. more

“I don't like the beach. I think we have no business at the beach at all, as a species. We don't belong in the sea. The sea is full of things that bite us, sting us, hurt the soles of our feet, and it's extremely cold. When are we gonna take the hint that the things that live in the sea don't like us?”

Thinking Funny Hurt Animal Sea Feet Cold Species Beach Bites Hints

Author:Billy Connolly

“The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.”

Has Beens Seems Funny Purpose Chance Animal Becoming Sole

Book:The Great Bustard and Other People: Containing: How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes and How to Become Extinct

Source: The Great Bustard and Other People: Containing: How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes and How to Become Extinct

“And what is the Scientific Community doing about these problems, young people? THEY'RE CLONING SHEEP. Great! Just what we need! Sheep that look MORE ALIKE than they already do! Thanks a lot, Scientific Community!”

People Needs Looks Problem Funny Young Community Animal Thanks Sheep Cloning

Author:Dave Barry

“Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?'”

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Author:Les Dennis

“My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. But I don't want 'em to, you know, I'm like "Hey, hold on, fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf."”

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Author:Mitch Hedberg

“Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.”

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Author:Terry Pratchett

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