“I don't like the beach. I think we have no business at the beach at all, as a species. We don't belong in the sea. The sea is full of things that bite us, sting us, hurt the soles of our feet, and it's extremely cold. When are we gonna take the hint that the things that live in the sea don't like us?”
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Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly, born on November 24, 1942, is a Scottish comedian, comedy writer, film actor, and singer. His career began in the 1960s, and he became known for his unique sense of humor and versatile performance style. Connolly has gained acclaim for his performances in theater, television, and film, particularly in the comedy genre. His work spans a variety of styles and is beloved by audiences worldwide. more
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