“Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.” ThinkingVersionsCorporationsApplesIphoneSuckerIphone 4s Author:Craig Ferguson
“I love my family very much. I wish I could see them a little more often than I do. But we understand because we're a show business family and we all work.” LoveLittlesShowsWishBusinessMy FamilyShow BusinessLove My FamilyI Love My FamilyBusiness Family Author:Michael Jackson
“It's tricky turning a book into a movie. Sometimes people love the book so much that no adaptation lives up to what they imagined. You can avoid that disappointment by never, ever reading books.” PeopleBookSometimesReadingDisappointmentReading BooksAdaptationTricky Author:Craig Ferguson
“I don't know why some people get worked up about gay people marrying. It's not gay people who are ruining the sanctity of marriage, it's celebrities.” PeopleKnowsGayGay PeopleSanctityMarryingSanctity Of Marriage Author:Craig Ferguson
“Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.” DogDressesNakedHalloweenMy Dog Author:Craig Ferguson
“Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.” FormInternetDrinkAphrodisiac Author:Craig Ferguson
“New iPod. It looks like an iPhone but it can't make phone calls. So its really just an iPhone.” LooksPhonesPhone CallsIphoneIpods Author:Craig Ferguson
“Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe Biden won the race and he hasn't been able to put himself in a position of power and influence.” UseRunningAbleRaceInfluencePositionVicesPresidentialVice PresidentPalinBidenPosition Of Power Author:Craig Ferguson
“You know who sang at Rush Limbaugh's wedding? Elton John! According to Rush, gay people can sing at weddings. Just not their own.” PeopleKnowsGayGay People Author:Craig Ferguson
