“My heart is a colored pencil but my brain is an eraser” HeartBrainMy HeartPencilsErasers Author:George Watsky
“Only one girl has ever really wrapped my stomach into pretzels. She didn’t give me butterflies. She gave me pterodactyls I’m talking terrible internal bruising and the first time I kissed her was like the first time I saw fireworks, which was like the sky first kissing me in the eyeballs” GivingFirstsGirlTalkingSawsSkyTerribleKissingFirst TimeGive MeInternalsStomachButterflyFirst KissFireworksEyeballsPretzels Author:George Watsky
“We’re every age at once and tucked inside ourselves like Russian nesting dolls. My mother is an 8 year old girl. My grandson is a 74 year old retiree whose kidneys just failed. And that’s the glue between me and you. That’s the screws and nails. We live in a house made of each other and if that sounds strange that’s because it is.” IfsYearsMadeAgeMotherGirlHouseSoundStrangeNailsScrewsDollsGlueKidneysGrandson Author:George Watsky
“I can't tell if I'm a good person or I'm faking really well” IfsWellsPersonsI CanGood Person Author:George Watsky
“Don't fall asleep yet. Contrary to popular belief, that's not where dreams get accomplished.” DreamFallBeliefContraryAccomplishedContrary To Popular Belief Author:George Watsky
“I'm not Jesus Christ but I can turn water into Kool-Aid.” I CanTurnsJesusChristWaterJesus ChristAidsKool Aid Author:George Watsky
“You might think that you're ruined. You might think you're defeated. If you love what you're doing you've already succeeded.” IfsThinkingMightDefeatedRuinedDoing You Author:George Watsky
“Imagine a future where we won't be living in the past. I'd be flipping birds like a chicken breast on a spatula.” PastImagineBirdBreastsChickensLiving In The PastSpatulas Author:George Watsky
“The Christian church is a society of sinners. It is the only society in the world membership in which is based upon the single qualification that the candidate shall be unworthy of membership.” WorldHumorChristianFunnyChurchHumorousCandidatesSinnerUnworthyQualificationsMembershipChristian Church Author:Charles Clayton Morrison
“I'd say that, first and foremost, I'm a performer; I started performing when I was four years old, and being on stage from a young age set me up.” YearsFirstsAgeYoungFourStagePerformingPerformersFour YearsYoung Age Author:Paloma Faith