“I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.” Quote by Adam Sandler
“One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'” MenHumorFunnyFoundComedySpecialFiguresOne DayShowersHobbies Author:Adam Ferrara
“Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."” EyeFunnyTermSleepPerfectComedyWake UpHeyCheatingWhipsAdorableEndearmentTerms Of EndearmentMost Adorable Author:Dane Cook
“It was a place of sin, loose women, whiskey and gambling. It was no place for a good Presbyterian, and I did not long remain one.” LongSinGamblingWhiskeyPresbyteriansLoose Women Author:Mark Twain
“"Uisce Beatha" is a compounded distilled spirit being drawn on aromatics, and the Irish sort is particularly distinguished for its pleasant and mild flavour.” SpiritPleasantDistinguishedWhiskeyFlavour Author:Samuel Johnson
“I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're rich. I'm not rich, but I'm far from broke. I'm what you call a 'thousandaire.'” PeopleFunnyCareersRichComedyTvsAssumingBrokeFrustratingMillionaire Author:Aries Spears
“Brother, be a brother, fill this tiny cup of mine. And please, sir, make it whiskey: I have no head for wine!” MinesBrotherPleaseWineTinyCupsWhiskey Author:Nick Cave
“I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.” TwoHumorFunnyNextComedyThe Next One Author:Adam Carolla
“If when you say 'whiskey' you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason... then I am certainly against it. But, if when you say 'whiskey' you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine... the drink that enables a man to magnify his joy... then I am certainly for it. This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.” IfsMenMeanReasonJoyDrinkConversationDevilWineOilMonstersCompromiseInnocencePoisonBloodyRetreatWhiskeyWhiskyPhilosophicScourgeDrinking WhiskeyWhiskey DrinkingWhiskWhiskey And Love Author:Noah S. Sweat