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“Once a king ... it was impossible, without risk of life, to sink to a private station.”

Quote by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

Book:The Fortunes of Perkin Warbeck: A Romance

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The Fortunes of Perkin Warbeck: A Romance

This novel delves into the life and adventures of Perkin Warbeck, a man who claimed to be the rightful king of England. Set against the backdrop of the Tudor period, it narrates his rise and fall, intertwining historical events with a romantic narrative. more

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Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley was an English novelist best known for her famous work, 'Frankenstein'. Born on August 30, 1797, and passing away on February 1, 1851, she was an early female writer whose works explored themes such as women's rights, social inequalities, and scientific ethics. more

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