“What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.”
Quote by Ellen DeGeneres
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Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres is an American comedian, television host, and producer, best known for her talk show 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show,' which has been on the air since 2003. She is recognized for her humor, kindness, and for being the first openly lesbian host of a major U.S. talk show. more
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