“The first animals to be successfully domesticated were dogs, which were a big help because they would bark all night and fetch thrown sticks, thereby freeing humans from having to perform these tedious yet vital tasks.”
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Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway
Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway is a compilation of essays by the renowned humorist Dave Barry, focusing on his observations and commentary on American politics and political life. The book offers a witty and often irreverent perspective on the political landscape, exploring various events and figures with Barry's characteristic humor and sarcasm. more
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