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“I dont drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.”

Quote by Alan Davies

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Alan Davies is a British comedian, writer, and television presenter known for his unique sense of humor and attention to detail. He is best known for his work in the comedy series 'Jeeves and Wooster' alongside Stephen Fry. Davies has also hosted several television shows, including 'QI' and 'Mock the Week'. more

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