“I always sit in the tail end of a plane, always. You never hear of an plane backing into a mountain.”
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Source: Memoirs, correspondence and private papers of Thomas Jefferson, ed. by T.J. Randolph
“I never accepted a knighthood because to me, is honour enough?”
“I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.”
