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“In Milwaukee last month a man died laughing over one of his own jokes. That's what makes it so tough for us outsiders. We have to fight home competition.”

Quote by Robert Benchley

Book:The Benchley Roundup

Work

The Benchley Roundup

This book is a compilation of witty and entertaining stories, showcasing the author's humorous perspective on various subjects. more

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Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley was an American humorist, writer, and actor, known for his witty humor style and unique satirical techniques. His career spanned theater, film, and radio, and he achieved significant success in the early 20th century. more

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