“One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'.”
This book features a series of short stories that blend dark humor with fantastical elements, creating a unique and often absurd narrative style. more
George Carlin, born on May 12, 1937, in New York, USA, was a renowned American comedian, writer, and actor. His career began in the 1960s, and he became famous for his unique sense of humor and insightful observations on social phenomena. Carlin was known for his sharp wit and satirical take on politics, religion, language, and culture, often sparking controversy but also winning widespread acclaim. more
“When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.”
“I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars.”
“I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.”
“As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.”