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“Going to marry her? Impossible! You mean a part of her; he could not marry her all himself. It would be a case, not of bigamy but trigamy; there is enough of her to furnish wives for the whole parish. One man marry her! - it is monstrous! You might people a colony with her; or give an assembly with her; or perhaps take your morning's walk round her, always provided there were frequent resting places, and you were in rude health. I once was rash enough to try walking round her before breakfast, but only got half way and gave it up exhausted. Or you might read the Riot Act and disperse her; in short, you might do anything but marry her!”

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Sydney Smith
Sydney Smith

Sydney Smith, a distinguished scientist, was born on August 4, 1883, and passed away on May 8, 1969. He made significant contributions to the field of science, leaving a valuable legacy for future generations. more

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