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“There is no such thing as worthy and unworthy – there is only the throne and those too weak to sit on it.”

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Book:Harry Windzor and the Stone of Scone: A Potter Parody and Prince Harry Satire

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“Monarchies, dynasties, fairytales ... there is a fine line between these, Harry. The public know our names, they know our faces ... they know our stories – but that is all they are. You see, the media tells its tales about love and patriotism and duty, and that is what the people see, obligingly and obediently.”

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Book:Harry Windzor and the Stone of Scone: A Potter Parody and Prince Harry Satire

Source: Harry Windzor and the Stone of Scone: A Potter Parody and Prince Harry Satire

“When it comes to being considered an adult I have three strikes against me. One, I barely reach five feet on a good day. Two, my round face, owl-like eyes, and tiny mouth give people the impression I’m some kind of haunted doll come to life. And three, my voice barely registers above the volume of flipping a book’s pages.”

Humor Humour Cheese Reverse Harem Haunted Doll Why Cheese

Book:Why Cheese?

Source: Why Cheese?

“One man, thirteen pints of lager, two doner kebabs”

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Book:Bent Cop: Johnny Takes Out The Trash

Source: Bent Cop: Johnny Takes Out The Trash

“You have deceived me!” Alasthe snapped. “This is wine!” “You were far thirstier than I imagined!” I laughed. “Please, mathi, rest your weary eyes and let us at least keep you company until athi returns to us!” Alasthe's nostrils fumed, but she giggled all the same at our playful deception.”

Funny Humour Wine

Author:ArtakaWorks Studio

“Bad wives and bad weekends are so similar. They’re like rotten fruits and vegetables bought at a night market in wartimes.”

Humour Wives Weekends

Author:Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

“The same rumour continued: Patroni made love the same way he did everything else – with a long, thin cigar stuck jauntily in the side of his mouth. This was untrue, at least nowadays. Marie, having coped with several pillow fires during their early years in marriage- drawing on her training as a TWA air hostess to extinguish them – had emphatically forbidden any more cigars in bed.”

Humour Smoking Lovemaking Airport Domestic Life

Book:Airport

Source: Airport

“Afterdeath. That one landed differently. The name didn’t have to explain itself; it sat there, already loaded. It wasn’t a promise. It was a brand.”

Humour Science Fiction Afterlife Branding

Book:Noetic Gravity

Source: Noetic Gravity

“... and you must take care to have it copied in a clear hand on to a sheet of paper in the first village with a schoolmaster, or else any sexton will copy it for you; but do not ask a clerk to copy it, because they use a corrupt and degenerate hand that Satan himself would not be able to read.”

Humour Spanish Classic Literature

Book:Don Quixote

Source: Don Quixote

“Who’s happy? Happy is just what people think they are when they can’t find anything to bitch about.”

People Happiness Happy Think Bitch

Book:Human Detritus

Source: Human Detritus

“...and as for me, my first impulse is always to talk, and I can't help saying, once over at least, whatever comes into my head.”

Humour Spanish Classic Literature Rutherford Translation

Book:Don Quixote

Source: Don Quixote

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