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“Black coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And if you do not drink black coffee, do not drink any coffee at all.”

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Andre Simon

Andre Simon was a renowned British writer known for his profound understanding and extensive research into wine. His works covered the history, culture, and tasting techniques of wine, having a profound impact on modern wine culture. more

“It is extraordinary how the house and the simplest possessions of someone who has been left become so quickly sordid. . . . Even the stain on the coffee cup seems not coffee but the physical manifestation of one's inner stain, the fatal blot that from the beginning had marked one for ultimate aloneness.”

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Book:Mrs. October was Here

Source: Mrs. October was Here

“We would take something old and tired and common - coffee - and weave a sense of romance and community around it. We would rediscover the mystique and charm that had swirled around coffee throughout the centuries.”

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Book:Pour Your Heart Into It: How Starbucks Built a Company One Cup at a Time

Source: Pour Your Heart Into It: How Starbucks Built a Company One Cup at a Time

“Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino...Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup.”

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Author:Denis Leary

“The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.”

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Author:George Carlin

“This is a funny story. We'd asked the guards every day for cappuccino. You know, just as a joke. And they'd come in with their cups of coffee and stuff. And so I get here and I have a spot for a cappuccino machine, and it didn't work. So I don't have any cappuccino ... I didn't miss the cappuccino, I missed the idea of cappuccino.”

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Author:Martha Stewart

“Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.”

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Author:Mike Myers

“Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes.”

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Book:The poetical works of Alexander Pope. With his last corrections, additions, and improvements. From the text of dr. Warburton. With the life of the author [by T. Cibber].

Source: The poetical works of Alexander Pope. With his last corrections, additions, and improvements. From the text of dr. Warburton. With the life of the author [by T. Cibber].

“Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.”

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Author:Bill Gates

“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”

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Author:Alphonse Allais

“Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.”

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Author:Rory Bremner

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