“You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.”
Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
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Source: Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover: Or A Redneck Look at Fixing Up and Decorating Your House Without Loss of Limbs
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Source: No Redneck Left Behind: Facing the Real World After Gettin' Your Diploma
