“The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'”
Quote by Jerry Lewis
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Source: Grover Cleveland, 1837-1908: chronology, documents, bibliographical aids
