“I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a hundred pounds.”
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Wendy Liebman
Wendy Liebman is an American comedian known for her unique humor style and witty performances. Born on February 27, 1961, she has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s, participating in various television shows and comedy movies. more
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