Wendy Liebman is an American comedian known for her unique humor style and witty performances. Born on February 27, 1961, she has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s, participating in various television shows and comedy movies.
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“I just got my first bikini. It's a three-piece: a top, a botton, and a blindfold for you.”
“The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.”
“In addition to comedy, I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good.”
“I get my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore.”
“I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.”
“People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them....well it's killing me!”
“I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.”
“I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.”
“My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.”
“Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.”