“My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.” YearsFunnyMotherFatherVoiceDogMomTenMy MomThrowingVentriloquism Author:Wendy Liebman
“I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?” KnowsMotherFoundWaterColdDrinkCatMemorableToilets Author:Wendy Liebman
“My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.” SaidImportantFunnyMotherWittyDivorceHappy DivorceFunny Divorce Author:Wendy Liebman
