“My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.” BigsWantedFunnyTvsHusbandMovedScreensChairsMy HusbandHilariousBig Screen Author:Wendy Liebman
“I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” ShouldFunnyDogDatingBlindWittyBeing SingleSmart WomenBlind DateFunny Dating Author:Wendy Liebman
“My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.” YearsFunnyMotherFatherVoiceDogMomTenMy MomThrowingVentriloquism Author:Wendy Liebman
“My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.” SaidImportantFunnyMotherWittyDivorceHappy DivorceFunny Divorce Author:Wendy Liebman
“I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.” FunnyGuyTelevisionSurf Author:Wendy Liebman
