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“I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.”

Quote by Wendy Liebman

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Wendy Liebman is an American comedian known for her unique humor style and witty performances. Born on February 27, 1961, she has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s, participating in various television shows and comedy movies. more

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