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“The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.”

Quote by Bob Hope

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Bob Hope, an American legendary comedian, was born on May 29, 1903, and passed away on July 27, 2003. Known for his humorous and entertaining performances, he achieved great success in various fields of entertainment. more

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