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Quote by George Burns

“When I wasn't working, I put the blame directly where it belonged - I blamed my agent. When I didn't have an agent, I spent time looking for a new agent so I would have somebody to blame.”

Quote by George Burns

Book:Gracie/Caeser Spec Ed

Work

Gracie/Caeser Spec Ed

This book delves into the complexities of special education, addressing various challenges and strategies for supporting students with diverse needs. more

Author

George Burns was an American comedian, writer, and singer, born on January 20, 1896, and died on March 9, 1996. Known for his unique humor and longevity, he is one of the most famous comedians of the 20th century. more

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