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“Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the Lug Nuts of Mutual Interest came off the Front Left Wheel of Accommodation, causing the Sport Utility Vehicle of Progress to crash into the Ditch of Despair.”

Quote by Dave Barry

Book:Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far)

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Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far)

Dave Barry, known for his witty and often absurd take on current events, offers a humorous overview of the millennium's most significant moments. The book is a collection of essays and anecdotes that showcase Barry's distinctive style of humor, blending wit with social commentary. more

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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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