“I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.”
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Tim Conway
Tim Conway, born on December 15, 1933, is an American comedian. His career began in the 1950s, and he gained fame for his performances in the television show 'The Carol Burnette Show'. Conway is beloved for his unique sense of humor and exaggerated physical comedy, making him an important figure in the history of American television comedy. more
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