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“[Home Economics Textbook from 1950]: "Make [your husband] comfortable. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in low, soft, soothing tones, allowing him to relax and unwind." Mama Celia: "Place a pillow over his head and hold it there until he promises to do at least one household chore a month.”

Quote by Celia Rivenbark

Book:Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments
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Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

This book is a compilation of tales that delve into the heart of Southern life, capturing the warmth, wit, and sometimes the whimsy of the region through its distinctive expressions and customs. more

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Celia Rivenbark
Celia Rivenbark

Celia Rivenbark is a renowned columnist known for her insightful and straightforward writing style. Her works cover a range of topics including society, culture, and politics. The specific birth and death dates are unknown. more

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