“She suggested we 'crouch' buck nekkid on the bed or a dresser and leap out at him from the shadows. Now, my husband can't see all that well in the dark. I think if he comes into a darkened bedroom and finds 140 pounds of cellulite hurtling through space at him, he's going to run like the devil.”
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Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments
This book is a compilation of tales that delve into the heart of Southern life, capturing the warmth, wit, and sometimes the whimsy of the region through its distinctive expressions and customs. more
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