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“He is so shaggy. People are amazed when he gets up and they suddenly realize they have been talking to the wrong end.”

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Elizabeth Jones, born on May 31, 1935, is an outstanding engraver. Her works are renowned for their exquisite craftsmanship and unique artistic style, which have had a profound impact on modern engraving art. more

“When I started driving our old four-door green DeSoto, I always took Skip on my trips around town. I would get Skip to prop himself against the steering wheel, his black head peering out of the windshield, while I crouched out of sight under the dashboard. Slowing the car to ten or fifteen, I would guide the steering wheel with my right hand while Skip, with his paws, kept it steady. As we drove by the Blue Front Café, I could hear one of the men shout: "Look at that ol' dog drivin' a car!"”

Men Looks Hands Funny Black Four Doors Dog Car Fronts He Man Ten Sight Towns Blue Green Guides Driving Wheels Steady Fifteen Props Skip Paws Slowing Steering Dashboards

Book:My Dog Skip

Source: My Dog Skip

“I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn't exactly pleased about it.”

Ifs Way Funny Dog Mets Mouths Mad My Way My Dog Vets Chaps

Author:Chic Murray

“It was a small town: Ferguson, Ohio. When you entered there was a big sign and it said, "Welcome to Ferguson. Beware of the Dog." The all-night drugstore closed at noon.”

Said Bigs Funny Night Dog Towns Welcome Small Town All Night Noon Ohio Ferguson

Author:Jackie Vernon

“It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months.”

Sometimes Running Funny Cases Week Dog Months Nerves Tire Terriers

Author:E. B. White

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