“Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.”
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“Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.”
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“If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?”
“Give God the margin of eternity to justify himself.”
Source: Speech in Season
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Source: Thrown Under the Omnibus
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“Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.”
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“I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)”
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